拗らせ過ぎた英語のプレゼン

　英語でプレゼン原稿を書く、という課題がありました。プレゼン原稿？プレゼンって何をプレゼンするんですか、と聞くと、「なんでもいい」とのこと。なんだそりゃ。何をさせたいのかわからん。

　英語の長文を書く練習とか、英語を話す練習とか、そういうのをさせたいんでしょう。高3になってやることか？とは思いましたけど。まあとりあえずテーマを決めて書くことに。

　めんどくさかったので自分が一番書きたいテーマで書きました。恥ずかしいので訳はしません。黒歴史のnページ目になるでしょう。

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Trashy loves of teenagers

Generally speaking, the thing which has been gathering all teenagers attention is love.

In classes, or in club activities, boys often fall in love with good looking girls, and girls often fall in love with tall boys, and they come to spend their time hanging out together.

However, are there any points in being crazy about the opposite sex?

Firstly, love is a waste of time.

Look at this pie chart.

It shows how much time teenage girls spend in dressing in the morning.

According to this chart, girls spend about one hour dressing.

It means that they waste their time to appeal to others.

Personally, I think it’s not good idea.

Student should do things which could do them good, such as studying, reading books, or exercising.

Secondly, love is a waste of money.

Look at this bar chart.

It indicates how much money boys have to spend in one date.

According to this chart, one date costs boys approximately 6800 yen on average.

It is too expensive, isn’t it? It’s clearly not an effective way to use money.

They would rather save up money than waist it to please girls, and by doing so, they can get things they really want.

Thirdly, it’s difficult for high school students to be successful in love.

Look at this graph.

It shows that where boys and girls meet each other in their lives.

As the graph below shows, university and work places get a majority.

That is to say, for students, it’s almost meaningless to try hard to make lovers.

They should stop it and try to make use of their limited time.

To sum up, for high school students, having a mad love is not good in money, time, and its meaning.

It would be better for us to spend resources for ourselves rather than to pursue the appeals the opposite sex has.

That’s all. Thank you for your attention.

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これを学校でやったところ、大ウケしました。ありがとうみんな。僕に優しくしてくれて。

そして先生もよくこんなクソみたいなプレゼンで許してくれたなあと思いました。ありがとうございます。感謝。