［絵コント］イヌの総選挙

There's a lot of candidates for this election, aren't there?
Ah, the "winning ticket" at the food stall.
You mean you won't know who the winning ticket is until you try it out?
No, there's no winning ticket in the first place.

出典　Dog ridicule dog world journal 09, 2024

意訳

今度のオーディション、ようけ出とるそうやないか

ああ、露店の「あてもん」な

誰がアタリか、やらせてみんと わからんてか？

ちゃう、アタリが はいっとらん

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