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好きな言葉 「ビールの方がイイ理由」
"25 good reasons why beer is better than women "
(なぜビールの方が女の人よりもいいかっていう 25のイイ理由)
これは1980年代、私が学生の時にアメリカ人の男友達が教えてくれました。ジョークだそうです。
男女のことにウトイ私には、何を言っているか分からないことも多々ありましたが、面白いなあと思って紙にメモっておきました。写真アルバムに貼ってあったのをそのまま写したものです。
" 25 good reasons why beer is better than women "
1) You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2) Beer stains wash out.
3) You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play baseball.
5) When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6) Beer is never late.
7) A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8) Hangovers go away.
9) Beer labels come off without a fight.
10) When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11) Beer never has a headache.
12) After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13) A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14) If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15) A beer always goes down easy.
16) You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
17) You can share a beer with your friends.
18) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19) Beer is always wet.
20) Beer dosen't demand equality.
21) You can have a beer in public.
22) A beer doesn't care when you come.
23) A frigid beer is a good beer.
24) You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25) If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
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