OMG - SUSHIBOYS English

金曜の夜 家族集まり観る金曜ロードショー
突然濡れ場 逃げる風呂場 OMG

Friday Night Family Gathering and watch movie on TV in Friday-Roadshow*
Suddenly sex scene starts, I’m running to the bathroom, OMG.

*Friday-Roadshow=A television program that aired movies on Friday evenings.

どこまでも続く宇宙の果てを考える
宇宙の外ッテナニ？ OMG

Thinking about the end of the endless universe
but I was like "wHat Is OuT oF tHe UNiVerSe?” OMG.

今日は週末
いつもよりも決めていく
だけど気づいた遊ぶ人がいない OMG

The weekend has come
I’m more dressy than usual
But then I realized I had no one to play with.

友達100人できたかな
なんて俺のことばかにしてんのかな
なんて思っちゃて OMG

If someone asked me if I had 100 friends
I wonder if he is making fun of my words.
That's what I'm wondering, OMG.

家の隣にキチガイすんでで
タイヤに釘が二本さされた
車 パンク 動かなくて OMG

There's a crazy guy living next door to my house.
He put two nails in my tires.
I got a flat tire. My car was stuck, OMG.

おっかない 本当に おっかない
お隣 さん いかれすぎで OMG

Oh my God, that's so disgusting.
The neighbors are crazy. OMG.

Du du, du du du
Du du, du du
そんなことはないって
そんなはずもないって
I just wanna say OMG
皆 口揃えて OMG

Du du, du du du du
Du du, du du du
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's not true.
That can't be true.
I just wanna say OMG
Everybody say OMG

イスは３つだけで良いから
Get out, get away let me sit here
お前らの席は既にねぇから OMG

I only need three chairs
Get away let me sit here
There's already no room* for you guys

*A famous line from "Life," a drama about bullying in highschool.

足をそこでstopさせ
椅子が見当たらなくて
もしも音が止まったならばお前は OMG

Stop your feet right there
I can't find a chair
If you can't find a chair and the music stops, you loose, OMG.

今日も 違法ダウンロード
トレント落とすダウンロード
中華のウイルス OMG

Illegal downloads today
Download file with Torrent
I got Chinese virus OMG

俺のPC まるで中華街に
謎の検索エンジン これはまさにOMG

My computer is like Chinatown
Mysterious search engine This is just OMG

数少ない友達が海外に住むらしい
一人一人いなくなり OMG

One of my few friends is going to live overseas.
One by one, they're leaving me. OMG.
せめてお見送り行こう
LINEの招待もきた事だし
でも日にち間違えて OMG

Let's at least go see them off.
I got an invite to drop by on LINE.
But I got the date wrong. OMG.

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地球の誕生がわからない
ビックバンってわからない
考えすぎて頭の中が OMG

I don't know how the Earth came to be
I don't know what a big bang is
I've been thinking about it so much, my head is just full of OMG

みんな一緒に 考えてみても
結果は同じ わかんない時は
地球の真ん中みんなで叫べ OMG

We're all trying to figure it out together
But the result is the same When you don't know what's going on
When you don't know what's going on, you just yell out to the middle of the earth, OMG.

ハローマック こんにちは
俺がエジソン お前はEPSON
一生原紙出せないだろ OMG

Hellomac*, hello.
I'm Edison, you're EPSON**.
You'll never get the original paper out, OMG.

*Hellomac= Toy, clothing, and baby product retailer in Japan that primarily existed in suburban areas from the 1980s until the end of the 2000s. Today, it has become a symbol of nostalgia for the millennial generation on the internet.

**Well-known printer brands

夏休みの宿題は春休みに出してやる
これ 天才の秘訣 OMG

I'll do my summer homework on spring break
That's the secret of genius.

金がなくて水道 ガスは止められてる
SUSHIHOUSE
トイレの水が流れなくて OMG

I don't have any money, so the water and gas are stopped here, SUSHIHOUSE.
The toilets don't flush, OMG.

つまり電気だけは流れてるから
作ったこの曲は全身全霊の OMG

I mean, the only thing that's running is the electricity.
I wrote this song with all my heart and soul OMG.
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