ジェラードン【公式】コント「勇者」

コント名は「勇者」ですが、英語ならば「Monster」の方がしっくりきますね。動作を目立たせるために、一部セリフの英訳を飛ばしています。
※非公式の趣味の翻訳です※
※当たり前だけど、無断転載とか使用とかはダメですよ！※

Okay, we finally made it here. Let's move on.

Hahaha, you' ve arrived at this point well.

Uha, Uha, Uha Uha

Hahaha,

You smell delicious human, I want to roast and eat.

Where did they take the princess?

Princess? She's locked up in the tower. 9,000 meters above the clouds.

9,000 meters!　She's in danger, she can't breathe！

For normal people, an hour would be the limit.

You're never going to move on unless you beat both of us.
Now what?

Why, you're the main speaker!
At a time like this, it's normal for this man to speak.

I could easily rip this rope off.
If the rope breaks, finally, I'll be an uncontrollable monster.

This explanation should also be spoken by this man.

Hey, your hands are shaking.
Looks like a little girl about to be eaten by wolves.

And they are a bit bigger wolves.

Just when you think you've spoken, it's information you don't need.

What about it?
There are five or six, five wolves.

Calm down.

The role of these people is wrong.

Hurry, or you won't have much time before your precious princess dies.

What did you spend your time for?

I said locked her in a tower. there are many towers all around here. 
The only way to find out where the princess is is for you to find her.

Can you find the fifth tower?

Can't help it if they find out.

What can you do?

You're all going to die here.

Let's go.

Wait, wait, wait.
My head is going to come off.

Now' s a chance. Just run away.

No more, no more.
I think the roles are reversed.

What do you think?

He couldn't keep up with my speed.

What a strange guy.