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5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job 本業を辞めるべき5つの理由

The vast majority of us would quit working in the event that we would be able. We continually dream about it, however that is comparably far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 simply appears to be unavoidable. I, Timothy Ward, but am an expert at opposing the unavoidable. I gaze 'The Unavoidable' in the face and call him filthy names. I say, to quit working, Quit WORKING; I'll try and give you 5 justifications for why you ought to.

  1. In the event that you quit working you'll have additional opportunity to commit to perusing my articles, segments, and records. This will empower me to turn into an easily recognized name down at the Joblessness and Government assistance workplaces. My popularity is worth it for you living your fantasies. Contemplate this when you see me on the 'Today Show'.

  2. Leaving your place of employment will cause you to feel awesome. For around 10 minutes you'll be happy to the point bursting, you'll be large and in charge, you'll be enjoying a luxurious lifestyle, you'll be: - embed your own platitude here-. Then you'll begin stressing over the vehicle note, the home loan, the youngster's school garments, food, and how you will pay that $850 you owe the Petermanns for running over their letter box and an entire column of prize-winning azaleas. This will likely push down you to the place of helped self destruction, however basically you had 10 minutes of opportunity.

  3. Daytime TV is probably the most thrilling and enrapturing TV around. You'll think about how you at any point made due without that large number of value dramas, daytime syndicated programs, and judge shows where you get the sinking doubt that the adjudicator has been paid off. At the point when you join this with every one of the enlightening ads that air during the daytime that will 'Tell you the best way to make $1,000 a day stuffing envelopes, 'Help you to drive a heavy transport in 4 days', 'Permit you to earn a college education from home in such thrilling fields as GED planning and septic tank scrubber' and you'll not just can't help thinking about why you didn't leave your place of employment sooner, you'll likewise promise to at absolutely no point ever work in the future.

  4. In your previously utilized state you missed that large number of significant calls from assortment organizations and other bill authorities. Since you have left your place of employment you'll have the option to sit at home in excited expectation of these very significant calls. Throw in a couple of phone salespeople, calls from the Sheriff's Affiliation requesting gifts, and a couple of those PCs that call you and request that you 'Hold for a significant message' and you'll have an entire day of simply picking up the telephone. It will resemble living it up work once more, without all the problem of getting a check.

  5. Hauling yourself up each day at 5:45 a.m. can't be really great for your wellbeing. Your PCP will glad for you for thinking often sufficient about your body's prosperity to go similarly as leaving your place of employment. He will not, in any case, see you as a patient any longer since you never again have medical coverage. However, there's compelling reason need to stress, after the entirety of that is the reason we have free facilities. Sitting the entire day in a clammy center sitting area close to two teens with stage 3 Chlamydia is one more experience you would have passed up in the event that you had kept your normal everyday employment.

There you have it parents. 5 motivations behind why you ought to quickly go out and leave your place of employment. Go ahead and quote any of these motivations to your manager when you turn in your fourteen days notice. If she has any desire to know where you went over such significant data tell her that an unselfish companion of humankind provided them to you for nothing, and all I asked in kind was that you recall me next time you want your septic tank scoured…

私たちのほとんどは、できれば仕事をやめるでしょう。私たちは常にそれについて夢を見ますが、それは私たちが夢を見る限りです。9-5で働くことは避けられないようです。しかし、私、ティモシー・ウォードは、避けられないことに逆らう達人です。私は「必然」の顔を見つめ、彼を汚い名前と呼びます。私は、あなたが仕事をやめたいのなら、仕事をやめなさいと言います。私はあなたがすべき5つの理由さえあなたに与えます。

1.仕事をやめると、私の記事、コラム、リストを読むことに専念する時間が増えます。これにより、私は失業および福祉事務所で一般的な名前になることができます。私の名声は、あなたの夢を生きるために支払う小さな代償です。「トゥデイショー」で私を見るとき、これについて考えてください。

2.仕事を辞めると、素晴らしい気分になります。約10分間、あなたはクラウドナインにいて、世界のトップになり、良い生活を送っています。次に、車のメモ、住宅ローン、子供の学校の服、食料品、そしてピーターマン夫妻が郵便受けと受賞歴のあるツツジの列全体を蹂躙した850ドルをどのように支払うかについて心配し始めます。これはおそらく自殺幇助のポイントまであなたを落ち込ませるでしょう、しかし少なくともあなたには10分の自由がありました。

3.昼間のテレビは、周りで最もエキサイティングで魅力的なテレビの一部です。質の高いメロドラマ、昼間のトークショー、裁判官が報われたという沈んだ疑いを得る裁判官ショーなしでどうやって生き残ったのか不思議に思うでしょう。これを、昼間に放映されるすべての有益なコマーシャルと組み合わせると、「1日000,4ドルの封筒を詰める方法を示し」、「<>日間でトラクタートレーラーを運転する方法を教えて」、「GED準備や浄化槽スクラバーなどのエキサイティングな分野で自宅から学位を取得できるようにする」と、なぜもっと早く仕事を辞めなかったのか不思議に思うだけではありません。 また、二度と働かないことを誓います。

4.以前に雇用されていた状態では、回収業者や他の請求書収集業者からの重要な電話をすべて逃しました。仕事を辞めたので、これらの非常に重要な電話を熱心に期待して家に座ることができます。いくつかのテレマーケティング業者、寄付を求める保安官協会からの電話、そしてあなたに電話して「重要なメッセージを保留する」ように頼むそれらのコンピューターのいくつかを投げると、電話に出るだけで丸一日を過ごすことができます。それは、給料を得るというすべての面倒なしに、フルタイムの仕事をもう一度やり直すようなものになります。

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