"Eat as much as you want."

"Yomogimochi"
A fat woman told me she was hungry, so I told her about edible weeds.
Then, for some reason, she called me stingy.

Huh? Why? I don't understand why she said that.

I want this ignorant fat woman to enjoy a healthy diet, so I'm encouraging her to eat mugwort, known as the "queen of herbs." But I'm being really kind!

I wonder if she thinks that if I say I'm hungry, I'll get to eat at her favorite restaurant. Maybe she's just fat and doesn't think of herself as a pig.

I'm not a pig farmer.

Ah! I guess she's angry because there's no mayonnaise.

Fat people put mayonnaise on fried chicken and everything, don't they?

If you say something nonsensical like you can't eat weeds,
you should never eat "Yomogimochi".

Men, if a woman says she's hungry and tries to buy you a meal, try looking at the grass and flowers at your feet. Then point to the ground and say, "Eat as much as you want."