おもひでぽろぽろの英訳

結構前に「おもひでぽろぽろ」という題の文章を上げたが、その英訳を公開する。

In the third year of my stay in the hospital, a new nurse had come in. Her familyname started wirh a letter of "Ｔ", which reminded me of a samurai drama. I was indignant with her because she impersonated a competent nurse despite she was incompetent. She was always humming, so my mind was that to be sunny was irrelevant to be offensive. Too bad! She seemed to try to impress me on competent enough to work while humming. This impression is due to one episode. Let me explain it as follows. I pressed a nurse call button to call a nurse.T came.The fellow(I, instead of "the person", wrote "the fellow" because the memory, so reminded due to my writing, aggravated my impatience. ),with her left hand on her belly,impersonated a competent helpful woman saying "what? Yep. Sure" in a special nasal voice(She may not have impersonated. she may have been only impolite.).Then she restlessly asked many questions such as "phelgm?". I had had received tracheostomy so I had no choice but to shake my head. She might have wanted to show off her competence, but the interrogation resulted in a disappointment contrary to her expectation. She seemed to get evidently impatient and irritated. She finally found It hard to endure and said
"Do I have only to suction your phlegm ? ; I have no time."
She treated me as a nuisance, who disturbed her despite she had no time. Above all, she hadn't to ask whether suctioning phlegm is needed because I shook my head. I thought she cannot leave me with doing nothing. I wanted her to leave me soon. Thus I nodded and was suctioned. Then after confirming her leave, I rang the nurse call.

絶対に間違えているところがあるでしょうが、それはご愛敬として。

書いていて分かったのは意外と日本語にいい加減なところがあるなーと。もしかしたら自分の英語力の問題かもしれないけど、説明不足だったなって
ことは絶対この作業がないと気づかない。

外国語の学習にいえることだが、あえて辞書に頼らないのは大事。「しびれを切らして」とか「肩透かしを食らって」とか英語でどうやって表現するのか腕の見せ所だと思う。