Gokon with me?

I can't do it!

Come on Single Forever. You'll be helping me out. We need one more guy to make it even.

I am busy with work. Plus I am in no hurry to get into a relationship. I'm not even good at speaking with the women in my office. Don't call me Single For ever. 

Seriously? Four chicks and four dudes at a Valentines Gokon. The odds are in our favor. Girls are at their peak for hooking up. Their kitchen is hot. They been cooking for the past 2 years due to the virus. All we have to do is go eat the food. Yum-yum-yummmmm! Eat all! 

It's at an izakaya. Also the odds of either of the girls remotely knowing how to cook, if they cooked, is slim to none. They probably all have pika pika manicured nails and Coach hand bags. You are "Desperate Guy!" 

Every girl these days has a Coach, and the hot kitchen thing was just a metaphor. You can call me Desperate Guy all you want.  I don't care. I just want a girlfriend. I'm dying. I want love. All I do is work, go home, and watch porn.

Your parents bitching at you because your sill single?

Yup!

OK Mr. Desperate guy. I'll help you. Actually I'm bored. Plus I get all the mental stimulation I need from the Kyabakura girls in Tokyo. 

Your company still pays for the tab?

Well, that's the perk of working for a good company. Hostess clubs plus business equals success. It's easy to relieve stress with modern geisha girls. 
I need to test my conversation skills I've learned anyways, and I better get looking for a girlfriend too before my parents get pissed at me. My brother and sister are already married. 

Great! I'll contact everyone and let them know the Gokon party is on! Love boat, here I come! 

On the flip side.

Miyuki, what are you wearing to the Gokon?

Short black skirt, loose white top, black high heels with red soles, and a pink mask. 

You got big breast! 

I know!
I also know that I'm not good at speaking men, especially in my office. 
I'm tired of being in this hot kitchen for the past two years due to the virus drinking sake all day.
I don't care. I just want a boyfriend. I'm dying. I want to be loved. 
All I do is work, go to the gym, and watch porn. 

Your parents wont let it go that your still single huh?

Yup! Plus your doing me a big favor.
Tell your husband thank you for me. This is the 3rd time you've done this. 

He knows your situation and that your my best friend. 
We regularly have sex so I'm not looking for a second man. 
Also I'm not working at the Kyabakura that day.