Day 1,642: elves, parse, lump

Because 3d printers work autonomously, productivity per remaining pixie has surged. Shortages among service elves are being allayed with the help of Clausgpt, our proprietary chatbot. It can parse incoming correspondence and field complaints.

With the promised phase-out of coal, just agreed at the un’s climate summit, the lumps for the badly behaved should become cheaper, too. Superbrats may even get two lumps.

Technology is helping Santa Claus come to town more efficiently

Artwork of the day 
Elves
Raphael Kirchner
Date: 1903
Style: Art Nouveau (Modern)
Genre: poster

Word of the day 
elves: plural of elf, an imaginary being, often like a small personwith pointed ears, in popular stories
parse: to separate a sentence into grammatical parts, such as subject, verb, etc.: to understand something:
lump: a piece of a solid substance, usually with no particular shape: a separate large amount:

Quote of the day
“There may be fairies, there may be elves, but God helps those who help themselves.”

― Stephen King, Misery