日本人の逆鱗は・・食い物だ

In 2005, during the international conference, an emergency call was made from my country. Japan withdrew from the conference.
Representatives of each country started gossiping about Japan all at once.
South Korea"But Japan as a country doesn't get angry about anything.
Russia "would be pissed off if we attacked them with nuclear weapons."
US "No, no, no, I tried, and He didn't get angry."
South Korea"How about if we kidnap our people?"
North Korea"I've tried, though, and I'm not going to get mad at you for talking and not really getting mad at you."
Russia"So why don't you just go into the territory?
South Korea "I tried to land on Takeshima, saying that 'Dokdo' was mine. he still won't get angry.  just protest."
US"It's not enough to just get in. They'll be mad at you if you take over."
Russia"Were you angry at us when we took over the North? Now we're taking over the Northern Territories, and as usual, He's not angry."
North Korea"Are the Japanese a people who don't get angry? If so, then they can do whatever they want."
And. Suddenly, the representative of China clapped his hands.
China "Ah! Well, I put poison in the dumplings, and  he got furious."
South Korea"Oh, well, I put a parasite in my kimchi and it made he terribly angry."
US: "Hmmm, they were furious when I put BSE in the beef."
"nnnn." Everyone was silent. The Russian delegate said, "The only thing that infuriates Japan is the food story?"

In the middle of everyone's conversation, the Japanese national team came back.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I was called up here on an emergency basis. It's the Aichi Expo that's currently being held, and the host organization has banned people from bringing in their own lunch boxes, so there's been a big commotion. I managed to get the Prime Minister's order to allow people to bring in their own lunch boxes, and finally the commotion was settled. It was very hard work."
Representatives from all over the world looked at each other.
"....The only thing the Japanese were really mad about was the food. Let's not invade their food.

2005年国際会議の途中、本国から緊急連絡が入り。日本が途中退出をした。
各国代表が一斉に日本の噂話を始めた。
韓国「しかし日本という国は何をしても怒らないな」
ロシア「核で攻撃すれば怒るだろう」
アメリカ「いやいや、やってみたが怒らなかった」
韓国「国民を拉致すれば、どうだ？」
北朝鮮「やってみたけどな、口先だけで本気じゃ怒らない」
ロシア「それじゃ領土に勝手に入れば？」
韓国「竹島を『独島』をオレのものだと言いきって上陸してみたけどな。やっぱり怒らない。抗議するだけだ」
アメリカ「入るだけじゃダメだなんだ。占領すれば怒るさ」
ロシア「お前の時、怒ったか?いまおれたちが北方領土占領してるが、相変わらず怒らないぞ」
北朝鮮「日本人は怒らない民族なのかな?だったら何やっても良いということになるがな。」
と。突然、中国代表がポン!と手を叩いた。
中国「あ!そういや、ギョーザに毒入れてみたら、激怒したぞ」
韓国「おお、そういやキムチに寄生虫をいれたら、凄い怒ったな」
アメリカ「んん、牛肉にBSE入れたら激怒してた」
「・・・」全員が沈黙した。ロシア代表が言った。
「食い物ネタだけは激怒するのか?日本は・・」

そんな話をしてるところへ日本代表が戻った。
「いやいや、どうもすいません。緊急呼び出しでした。実はいま開催している愛知万博なんですが、開催元が弁当の持ち込みを禁止しましてね、大騒ぎになってるんです。まあなんとか首相命令で「弁当の持ち込みは許可せよ」という指示を出しましてね、ようやく騒ぎが収まりました。大変でしたよ」
各国代表が顔を見回した。
「・・やっぱり日本人の逆鱗は・・食い物だ。食い物への侵略は止めとこ・・」