#103 出勤やだーーーーートレンドイン（"Don't want to go to the office!!!" is in twitter trending)

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普段は7時過ぎくらいにジョギングに行っていたのですが、今は6時過ぎぐらいに。暑いから。シンガポールの6時過ぎは真っ暗ですが、マーライオンに近づくころにはうっすら朝焼け、という時間です。そこそこジョギングしてる人もいます。なんか、早く寝てこの時間に起きるのも良いかもという今日このごろです。でも暑い。

なんか最近シンガポールが暑い気がします。いや、日本から見るといつでも暑い国に見えているかもしれませんが、特に最近暑い気がするのです。シンガポールは、気温的に言うとやや、ちょっと、ほんの少し、3月から6月が暑いらしいです。なるほど。でも最近は朝でも、暑くて会社行きたくなくなるレベル。こういうときにはリモートワークもありかも。理由がアレですが。。。

そんななかツイッターで「出勤やだーーーーー」がトレンド入りしたというニュースが。ほう、なぜいまさらと思ったら診断メーカーの影響だったようです。やはり朝方盛り上がって、昼一盛り上がりして、さらっと消えていきました。こういうグラフを見ると、やっぱり日本人真面目（昼休みまで携帯見ない）って、ほっこりします。明日もう一回盛り上がったりしたら面白いけど、ないかしら。。。

もう、超超超ざっくりですが、中身も見てみると左下の診断メーカーによるツイートに対して、左上の「トレンド入りしてるみたいだけど頑張ろうね」セグメント、右上の「いやほんと頑張るのやめよう」、右下の「どうせ診断メーカーでしょ」セグメントとちょっとおもしろく分かれました。（ざっくりすぎる）

診断メーカーからのツイートって普段はノイズとしてクリーニング対象なのですが、今回は地味に僕のライフワーク（？）の「会社行きたくない」（ここ）に似てたので、遊んでみました（笑）なんか、与太話作成がこなれてきた気もします。

*上記文章は実データを使ってはいますが、ほぼ想像のフィクションです

I go to jogging around 7am but recently it is around 6 since it is HOT. Well, 6am in Singapore is fully dark, it finally shows breaking dawn when I reach to Merlion although there are few joggers there. Actually it is not bad to sleep early and wake up early. Anyway it is hot.

I feel that it is hot recently. Although you (if you are in Japan) think that Singapore is a hot country, it is particularly hot in the day time. It is said that Singapore is hot from March to June, a bit, slightly. I see, maybe it is simply summer but it is as hot as people (me) feel not going to work. Shall we choose to work from home? (If your company accepts the excuse).

In that time, I found that "出勤やだーーーーー(I don't want to go to the office)" is in twitter trending in Japan suddenly. I was wondering what was the reason but it seems it is due to Sindan-Maker which is the service for twitter in Japan. You can make kind of lottery by using it and it seems somebody made a program which give you how much you don't want to work by typing your name in it… (don't know how does it work). The chart above is the hourly trend of the tweets which has 9am and noon as a peak and went down by 6pm. Well l like how Japanese are determined not using their phone until lunch break at noon Lol.

Also I made… very wild/rough analysis by using those tweets to make some… funny story, hahaha. roughly tweets are separated into 4 segments. left bottom is the main segment which is generated from the service and others are basically comments towards those generated tweets. left top is the Positive segment saying "Don't think too much about it and have a nice day". right top on the other hand is the Negative segment which says "don't go if you don't want" and the last one (right bottom) is people who recognized that those tweets are generated by Shindan-Maker.

Normally I terminate all tweets by Shindan-maker since it doesn't work good for analysis. However this time, the topic is close my life work(?) don't want to go index (Here) So I played around with it and it was fun! Well it seems I'm getting used to making foolish talk… 

*This story uses real data but whole story is fiction.