Shark week

What do you think is better to be? A shark or a vampire?

Vampires are not real! Comon!

Do you really think soooo? Maybe to know the answer is to be dead in the end. "Dead end- dead end!"
I mean, if you had to choose. Which one?

Hmmm! Sharks are bad ass. The king of the ocean. I don't think anything hunts them. Also they have a sexy shape.
I dated a girl who was shark-like. She was long and slender but had strong shoulders and legs. Like a woman super hero drawn in a comic book. Huge boobies. Like a woman super hero drawn in a comic book. Come to think of it, her mouth was wide. She smiled like the Joker on Batman.

Oh man! She sounds freaking sexy!

No way! She was deadly sexy!
When she walked, the toes of her foot would reach out forward and bend down to meet the ground first. The angle of her step seemed impossible due to the 3 plus inch heals. When the heel landed, you can imagine a shark swimming through the water. Its strong tail swings one way and it is easily propelled forward. Effortlessly! Then the chain reaction rippled through its entire body. Her calf blew up and hardened. Next the thighs flexed which naturally swung her hips to a point where they didn't just stop suddenly, but kind of like a roller coaster car at the highest point of the track just before it descends and gravity is lost for a moment and what was once going up, is now going down with an unstoppable force. Her slender and ripped waist is completely on the opposite side of  the rear. Breast on the side of the rear, completely opposite the waist. Head focused, swiveling softly, and evenly observing the left and right simultaneously. 

What happened?

Have you ever seen the tiny fish that swim under the belly of a shark? It doesn't eat them. I don't know if vampires are real. That's why I'm still breathing. I do know a shark can take the form of a human and they eat what ever they want. There is no difference of man or woman. Just meat! 
She didn't eat me. I just mimicked her movements and existed with her. I exited when I had the chance to. 
It took me many chances because I wanted to be eaten.