Dreams hug

Dude! I haven't seen you is ages!
Her smile was huge with bright big teeth. "Wonderful Chompers!" Eyes even bigger as her brows stretched upward, forehead wrinkled, and ever so slowly nodding. The kind of look a man gives a woman who has definitely a pleasing appearance or  boarding sexual attraction.
Am I the woman now? 

Don't call me dude when we first meet! Gime a hug Hamz. "Hama- Jamz!" "Hama-pajama!" "Hambone!" Ham and eggs!" 
He looks good. That shirt is tight and his muscles have gotten bigger. Nice posture as usual, but I think he is just nervous. I prefer tall guys but Hamy is good the way he is. Actually I really want him.
Did he get hot? 

OMG! Don't get a hard on now!
Ahhh! Her tentacles pull me in. Her bones seem to flex and bend to the shape of my shoulders and back as she hugs me. Stuck motionless.
Can't resist. She looks like my dream. 
Focus! Focus! Those two firm things press against me. I won't loose my cool. Stay cool! Beeee cool! How can I refocus on something else? I'm gona blow it! Think- think! 
"Ring a bell!"
"Let's have lunch at the strip bar Rozy!"

"What the f_ck?" You mean a place with naked chicks, tits all out, and dancing on tables? The tables that we will be eating on? 
Hmmm! Sounds interesting Hamz. What a way to catch up on things. We have lots to talk about. I love it! I want to check out the girls too! 

Sh_t, she said yes?

I kinda know a place that serves a paper plate steak. With white plastic forks and knives. Yes, a naked woman will dance on the same table for 2 songs. The they will switch out. Yes the same table we will be eating on, but hey, it should be clean. It's kinda dark due to the adult entertainment style atmosphere so ya have ta eat in low light conditions. And…

Shhhh!
You had me at paper plate steak! Let's go! Thanks, Hami. Ham-mami! Ham sandwich! Ham and steak!
Hmmm, ham and steak sounds great!