Our motto is, "I am more than Happy to make you Unhappy"!

Can you imagine being happy every hour of the day?
That's too much? Ok, how about every day?
That's pushing it? Let's say happy every week.
That means you had some bad times in the week. Someone stepped on your foot, failed task, upset friend, broken screen on you iPhone, an argument with someone you love.
You name it!
But for the mostly, you were happy go lucky!
Happy! Happy! Happy!
You would have a heart attack. 

-Doctor to nurse-
That is the 5th one this week. She still has a smile.
Ok nurse, you may prep her now. Cause of death, "Over Joy"!

-Nurse to doctor-
I don't understand doctor. This is becoming common.
She is 29. It says here that she was just married.
Why is happiness so important?

+Mr. Unhappy+
La-la-la! Ah, another day, another dolor!
I had a good nights sleep and just finished an hour at the gym. Gota stay fit and limber to stay in this business. God knows, this is not an easy job!
Who can I piss off today?

>Boss to Mr. Unhappy<
Your supposed to be here 10 minutes early!
Here are the quotas! We are lagging behind. We need all hands on deck. God knows this is not an easy job!

+"What the HELL"! 100 thousand?
 You need me to make 100 thousand people unhappy today?
When I got off last Friday, it was 75 thousand. 

>Look! Your one of our best! I'm counting on you. We all are.
Humans are slowly forgetting what happiness is.
With those smartphones and gadgets. I blame it on that dam intranet! Twippers, Instant Grams, Book Faces, Ho Lows, and  Youtubes.

+Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Hulu, and YouTube. It's singular. And it's the internet, not intranet!

>Anyways I've been working here since the 1500s.
And I have noticed that humans happiness is different now.
Those influencers and bloggers on the internet have been selling a lie. Popular dramas and movies too.
They say
It's ok to want everything in life.
You deserve everything in life.
You can be what ever you want to be.
Your happiness is important!
That's all a bunch of bull!

+Go on! I'm listening.

>They have lost touch with one another. They complain about being unhappy when the have a good friend sitting right next to them.
Look, another human bit the dust. She was 29. Just married. It says here that she had 300 Face Book friends, 500 fallowers on Twitch, what ever that is. 2022 subscribers to her streaming account.
Is streaming the same as fishing in a stream?

+Nope!

>Her last stream was explaining the bad day she had. It got 2022 views. Every subscriber hit the like button. Now she is dead!
People don't know happiness unless they know unhappiness. One can't exist without the other.
Unhappiness is just one side of the same coin!

That's where I need you to come in. Step it up!
The world needs to know and respect unhappy to be able to be happy.

+You can count on me boss! I will do my best!
As our company motto is…

-Boss and Mr. Unhappy say together-
"I'm more than happy to make you unhappy!"

-Later on the Jr. Line, a man steps on a woman's foot.-

*Ouch! I would be happy if the train wasn't so crowded.

+"That's one"!