SＥＸＹ選手権世界大会

もし「セクシー選手権世界大会」というものがあるならば、歌手部門代表としてこの２+１人を推薦します。政治家部門は「日本のセクシー大臣」で優勝確定。

女性歌手部門　「 シャナイア・トゥエイン」

後ろのマッチョイケメンは関係ありません。女性歌手部門代表、シャナイア・トゥエインです。

男性歌手部門　「ロバート・パーマー」

ロバート・パーマーといえばこの曲なんだけど・・・後ろのオネーちゃんは関係ありません。あくまでも男性歌手部門代表、ロバート・パーマーです。

なんといっても歌詞の内容がすごい！
「あいつ、たまんね～。金かかるけど、別にいいじゃん」だってさ。いわゆる「メロメロ。骨抜きになる」ってやつですね。

How can it be permissible
She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible, Simply irresistible

Her loving is so powerful, huh
It's simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The woman is invincible

She's a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible, Simply irresistible

Simply irresistible (She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible (She's all mine, there's no other way to go)

She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible . She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible She's all mine, there's no other way to go

Her methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible (She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible (She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
Simply irresistible (She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible (She's all mine, there's no other way to go)

中性歌手部門も推薦しておきます。

筆者はLGBTQを応援します。ヘテロセクシュアルだけどね。