Let’s stay home and jerk it. [Tenga Distribution Project]

Don’t be scared, let’s jerk it. All together now!
Masturbation’s private power generation, let’s rethink it.

Earthlings, I’m Masturbation Warrior Tengaman. I’ve just begun the [Tenga Distribution Project]. The rules are simple. Just follow Masturbation Warrior Tengaman (@ShinTengaman) &Retweet on Twitter. Every week, one lucky follower will receive a Tenga. (Must be 18 years or older to participate)

Regarding residents outside of Japan: due to the effects of COVID-19, it may not be possible to send your event reward.(and low-potential to win the drawing). We thank you for your understanding.

Why am I distributing Tenga?

I, Tengaman, wish for all Earthlings to rethink and reimagine masturbation. Humans have walked the long road of history hand in hand with masturbation. I’m sure there aren’t many accounts remaining today in the annals. Regardless, the fact masturbation has supported humanity is clear-cut. I don’t think any of you would even doubt that. You may not always be able to get over tough times, painful times, sad times, etc. However, you can forget them for a moment. You can achieve a state of selflessness and ecstasy. That’s masturbation. Plus, masturbation is private power generation. You can create something from nothing. It’s the perfect green energy, the perfect clean energy. I want you to once again realize that greatness which lies within masturbation. With that stiff goal in mind, I erected the Tenga Distribution Project.