When dating, if your Catfishing, all you get is a catfish.

Nao, what are you going to do this weekend?

-I got a blind date. We're meeting at Shibuya Station, Hachiko Exit.

(Blind date- meeting someone for the first time. Usually a recommendation from a friend or an acquaintance. Basic information like age, height, and job are known. Appearance described as good looking or pretty. A blind date is for in person questioning, validating, and visual verification.)  

Why exactly Hachiko Exit?

-It's a wide and busy. I tell him to stand at a specific area. I lay low somewhere in plain view, but he doesn't se me yet. Line him and ask what are you wearing? This way I can identify if he's attractive enough to proceed with the date. If not, I message him and say something suddenly came up and I escape. You should try it Marie.

Na! That's too much work. Plus I want the results to lean more in my favor. Anyways, blind dating is old school and not cospa.

(Cospa- Cost Performance)

-Aren't  your parents bugging you to get married?

Shut up Nao! I'm trying! The last guy I dated turned out to be a looser. The previous one, a liar. The one before that was actually married and only wanted sex. They all Catfished me! 

(Catfishing- Using social media, a person pretends to be someone else. Pictures are modified or heavily touched up. In some cases the pictures are years old. Profile is false. Claiming many attractive personality traits, activities, hobbies, etc. In short your fishing for partners with an attractive bait to lure your ideal partner.)

-If you ask me, I think it was your fault. You were the one catfishing. I've seen your profile. It's open now on your laptop. "click-click"

-You profile says your 165cm. That's the ideal height men like in a woman. However you are actually 155cm. "Catfishing!"

"No I'm not!"

-Also it shows you're 49kg, Cinderella weight. Men love to have a woman at 49. But in reality your 155cm at 50kg. "Catfishing!"
C cup? You're an A+ cup! Almost B.
In all your photos, your eyes are enlarged anime eyes and your skin looks perfect. In fact, in this picture you look like Keiko Kitagawa.

I'm an idiot! What can I do Nao?

-Step 1. Delete your Tinder profile. In Japan it seems like a normal dating app, but in all other countries, it's only hooking up and sex.
Next delete Japan Cupid. It's for white guys looking for casual dates with Japanese women. Sex! In fact delete anything with the word global in it. Unless you want to 100% marry a foreigner, or have many casual dates until your 45, single for life!  
Hatch and Omiai are OK, but in this case, the men are catfishing. I say chances are a safe 50/50.

*Crying*
*Hug*

-The man I'm dating this weekend is older than I. Never married. Looks good for his age. "I'm not young. I'm 50kg. On the other hand, I do have C+ cups!"
Anyways, he said something about his friend wanting to date. Why don't you ditch the apps this weekend and we can go on a double blind date together?

Go old school?

-Yes! But I recommend wearing a push up bra or pads. 2 smaller lies in person can be overlooked.