Is life is too slow? Then speed up!

Chatting with a friend.

What do you think about dating in the corona?

-What's there to think about?"

Well you don't have to worry? You joined one of those professional match making things. Paid loads of money. You got the perfect connection and married all within 3 months.

-You say it like it has no real meaning.
I was serious! Serious is not cheap when it comes to making a connection. Serious is Science combined with Mathematics and joined by Engineering.

Really? You truthfully answer 100 questions.
What kind of woman do you want?
What kind of man are you?
What do you want your marriage to be?
All the data is computed and "POOF", here are your potential matches. Try them out one by one.

-In a way you are right bro.
My parents had that look in their eye when ever they met me on the holidays. Nothing I said to them in conversation made them surprised. I felt they were disappointed is a way and honestly I knew what they wanted.

My parents are bunt! They ask me when am I going to get married. 
Hurry up! What are you waiting for? Don't you like women? 

-Your dads a perv. I watched him checking out a girl I was dating when I ran into him at Lala Port.
I mean, he couldn't help himself. My girlfriend just got breast implants and purposely wore small t-shirts in public.

What ever happened to her?

-We were this close to get married. "This close!"
Then she changed her mind about having a baby.
Honestly speaking, she changed after every man started paying attention to her. I mean her breast.

They were perfect boobs! No man can resist ne!

-"Soo-des ne!"
Look! I love you like a brother from another mother.
Do the research. Spend the money and try it like I did.
Maybe it could work out for you. If not, move to Thailand.

Why Thailand?

-Are you kidding? Every Japanese man who can't marry in Japan goes there.
So that's what I've heard.

Cheers!
Here's to dating in the corona!

-Oh, gota go! Wife's 3 months pregnant.
She's not showing too much yet and I want to be home to set up a hot bath and cook dinner.

Make her a hot bath? Cook?

-You got a lot to learn bro.
In a few months I won't be able to have sex with her. I love sex better than anything. I'm gona try every single day!

Shut up! You love her!
Anyways, if you need anything, let me know ok!
"Cheers!"