Love will be better when you put away your smartphone.

*A couple sitting on a train to Enoshima*

-Mr. Obvious-
It is sunny today! Don't you agree?
There are 17 people on this car. Each sitting with a gap of one person.
And over there, I can sit and still have a one person gap between the two people already sitting. Social distancing!
But 3 are standing by one door, whereas the other doors have no one standing by them.
Why?

+Miss. Attractive+
Why ask me such a useless question?
People do what they do. Who cares?
I'm watching a rerun of Come Come Everybody on YouTube and catching up on messages. You know I can't check messages during working hours.

I'm just saying!
You shouldn't be looking at your smartphone when you're with a friend. Moreover, if your friend is a lover. 
It's counter productive.

How so?

You and me are obviously in some sort of romance.

And what makes it obvious?

We have a one person gap between 2 other passengers.
Our shoulders are touching.
And my hand is resting on your thigh. 
(Song voice) "Lovers…!"
Look! That's a salary man on our right, 40s, no ring. Wearing a suit that is not fitted. Possibly G.U., Uniqlo, or JUSCO.
"Single!"

How old are you exactly?
It has been called AEON for years now.
"JUSCO!" You're so old school!

*She soft back hands his arm, giggles, and leans in closer to him*

-I'm 50.
Anyways, the woman on our left is like in her late 20s. Long curly hair extensions, 5cm heels, above the knee evening dress.
Wow! Nice legs too.

 *She elbows him hard. He mutters "ouch!" She turns off her smartphone*

I'll play your game!
Let's see. A small rolling suitcase. Pika-pika nails. Expensive! Super long eyelashes.  Cute! She looks pretty.
She's a kyabakura girl!
On her way home. Must have been a long night for her, don't you think?
"Single!"

-Maybe! 
But how exactly do yo think that she is a lady of the night? She could be coming from and early Narita flight. Happens to dress sexy. Has nice boobies!
And likes to travel light. Thus the cute little rolling suitcase.

"DUH!" She works at the kyabakura next to mine. She used to work with me, but since the corona, only the top girls could continue to work. 
Other girls had to find part time work or go into AV.

*She leans on him, lays her head on his shoulder, and sighs*

-Have you ever done AV?

Fortunately, no! However this life will make you if you stay long enough. Love is strange. There are women who get approached all the time. Regularly date men. Get proposed to. However they end up invisible.
*Sigh*
I know women who wish they had just one date! One man! One chance at love. But women like me pass it up like a coffee with 3 sugars and 2 creams.
We get old and loose our beauty. That's life's gift.
Were born ugly and die ugly!

-Why go home with me today?

I'm 22. Were 20 years apart. I want to marry. Have children. Sleep in one bed with the same man. Get old and ugly.
And I've been going home with you for 2 years now.

-Correction, were 28 years apart.
Marry me!

Now!

-No, later!

OMG!

-What are you dong?

Messaging to my boss that I got the corona.

-Corona?

*She nods, smiles, one eyebrow up*