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TATARI of the NinjaⅡ:Shock!the Death Game of the Fear

"Rung! Rung! Rung! What a beautiful day!"
A pretty girl is skipping through the schoolyard of the White Rose Academy, one of the most prestigious schools in the prefecture.
"I'm in a really good mood... why? It's obvious! Today, the four of us, Momoe, Akina, Seiko, and I, Mari, are going shopping at a department store boutique! Rung! Rung! Rung!"
Mari's laughter echoed all over the schoolyard!

"Mari! Don't just stand there jumping around by yourself!Get Over Here! Everyone is already waiting for you!"
Another girl calls out from the school gate.

"Aaaaggghhh!!!! Momoe, Akina, and Seiko too! Oh no, we're supposed to meet at the school gate!My foolishness!My fool! I'm such a softie! Meh!"
Poking herself in the head and sticking out her tongue, Mari ran up to the schoolyard.

That's when it happened!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Aaaaggghhh!!!!
Aaaaggghhh!!!!
Aaaaggghhh!!!!
Aaaaggghhh!!!!

"What's wrong with me...?... oh fuck!!!"
When Mari woke up, she was astonished!
Mari was shocked to wake up to find that she was in the most creepy world she had ever seen!

"Mari, you're so noisy in the morning... oh fuck!!"
Akina woke up in a state of shock!
The place was creepy …and full of graves!

"Fuck!!"
Seiko and Momoe woke up and were astonished too! Because the place was creepy … and full of floating human souls!

"Yee hee hee, you're finally awake..."
When the four turned towards the creepy voice, they saw a very scary looking old lady in rags!

"Heee!"
"I'm scared!"
"Heee!"
"I'm scared!"

"You have come to the Ghost World!"
「「「「the Ghost World!!!!???? 」」」」

"This is the place where bad children are brought to the world of ghosts!"
"It's Akina's fault! It's Akina's fault! You're such a glutton, you ate all the o-hagi offered by the Jizo! fuck you,asshole!!!”
"But you're such lively girls, so I'll give you a chance!"
"Momoe is also a glutton and you ate all the inari-san offered at the fox-shrine!fuck you,asshole!!!”
They started to fight! They're pulling each other's hair, it looks painful!
"The ghost world doesn't have Walmart, Burger King or Gatorade like on earth, so everyone is bored..."
"It's Seiko's fault! Of course it's because she's such a glutton that she ate all the shortcake that was offered to Christ at the last Christmas party!!fuck you,asshole!!!”
Violence!!
"In other words, you need to become an idol group in this Ghost World and entertain everyone! Then you can go back to Home!"
"It's Mari's fault! You're such a glutton, to ate all the candy and juice that was offered at the accident site! fuck you,asshole!!!”

"Sayeee!"
The ninja, who couldn't bear to see her go, threw a shuriken into Akina's forehead!
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Ma, oh my God! A shuriken is being driven into Akina's forehead!"
"There's a shuriken in her forehead!"
"We have to get it out!"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Wait, my father is a great medical doctor and he once told me what to do if you get a shuriken or other blade into Akina's forehead!! Pulling out a shuriken is very dangerous because it can cause severe bleeding!"
"What should I do then?
"Just let it go!"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Thanks to the treatment, Akina began to calm down.

"I'm glad you've calmed down, Akina."
"Gaaaaah"
"By the way, where the hell are we?"
"I mean... Well, look at these cards! Each one of you has been given the cards, but each one is different."
"Wait, my father is a great scientist. I've heard of him! I've heard of this place and I think it might be a haunted world!"
「「「the Ghost World!!!!???? 」」」 「Gaaaah!!!!????」

"This can be a powerful card, but it can also be fatal... it's up to your wits to decide when to use it!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's funny. In this age of science, we live in the Ghost World. My belly button boils tea. Oh-ho-ho!"
"Gaaaah!"
" the Ghost World! Oh-ho-ho!"
"Sayeee!"
The ninja, who couldn't bear to see her go, threw a shuriken into Akina's forehead,again!!
"Gaaaahhhh!"
"Ma, oh my God! Ma, oh my God, there's another shuriken in Seiko's forehead!"
"Really, another shuriken in her forehead!"
"We have to get it out!"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

With the help of the treatment, Akina calmed down, so the old lady explained again from the beginning. She loves to explain things again!

Out of nowhere, she pulled out a microcomputer.
"Oh, the latest microcomputer!
"It's the Ghost Microcomputer!"
「「「the Ghost Microcomputer!!!!???? 」」」 「Gaaaah!!!!????」

"If you work hard as a group of idols, you can return to earth but only one of you will remain in the Ghost World, and that is the death game of sacrifice!"
"Oh, I'm scared!"
"Look at your faces you can see the numbers! That's the number of the ghost's fans! No one with a biceps can return to earth! It's a race! ...but you can't see how many fans you have! There are no mirrors in the world of ghosts!"
"Oh, I'm scared!"
"So... look at this card! Each one of you has been given a card, but each one is different."
"Oh, I'm scared!"
"This card swaps numbers, it multiplies numbers, it does many things! It can be your trump card, but it can also be your death card... it's up to you to decide when to use it!
"Oh, I'm scared!"

"The game of death is about to begin and you will decide the name of your idol group!"
"Of course!"
"The name is…"
「「「F.E.B "Flower! Exterminating
Bitches"!!!! 」」」 「Gaaaah!!!!」

But... none of the girls were able to return to earth.
Because of all the selfish bickering they did all the time, none of them were able to win a single fan until the end...
What about you? Are you so busy with ATARI,D&D, and G.I.Joe that you can't even think about your friends' feelings?

If you're walking down the street at night and you hear idols singing, don't look back. It's the voice of the ghosts of F.E.B "Flower! Exterminating
Bitches", trying to make you a fan from the ghost world...

Hee hee hee...

the end.

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